How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.