Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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His lips are moving.

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!