Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.