Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.