Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.