Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.