Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.