You weren't there, man!
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
How many did it take last year
You don't know cause you weren't there
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Cause Charlie don't serf.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!