How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!