Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.