School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!