School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.