How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale