How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.