How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.