How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.