How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America