A law-suit
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Law suits!
Law-suits
He wanted a law-suit
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Working legs.
He was charged with battery.
He lost his hearing.
a Kimono
Because they wore them before it was cool.
I said I'd take either/oar.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
The Law of the jungle!
A small medium at large.
Lets go ride a bike!
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
New Jersey got to pick first
New Jersey got to choose first
