How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.