How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Little Meteor Jokes More Little Meteor Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor