How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
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With a cowculator.
With a cowculator!
with a cowculator.
With a Cowculator!!
With cowculators!
You gotta Mufasa"
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Delta blues.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Cause 69's a mouthful!
A cowch potato!
Dairy
To go forth and multiply is more fun.
A farmer
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
all the inequalities
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
You summit.
Because he doesn't have a brain