What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.