What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.