A snowfake.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A nervous wreck.
They are both santa clauses.
Because three hos are better than one!
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
A smile
Because they're crab apples !
He wrote sheet music.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
