What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Ego-Testicle.

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Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball