Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet