The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
he asked. I said, "they're still together."
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Because they literally can't even.
A receding hareline.
Batman can walk into a store without Robin
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)
Because no one would care that he died.
Chillin.