Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift