Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.