What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."