What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"