Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!