Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh