What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.