What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.