What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.