Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works