Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger