Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.