Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.