What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What is a dog's favourite sport ?

Formula 1 drooling !

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.