What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.