What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.