Because they find it insaltine.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
She soldered on.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Because he went crackers.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*