What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.