What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom