What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!