What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here