What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste