What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste