What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.