What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.