What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.