How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.