How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.