What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Fig Newton Jokes More Fig Newton Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.