Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.