Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.