Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.