How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.