When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.