When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.