What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!