Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Clyde Jokes More Clyde Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.