Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.