The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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If most people leave before shooting starts.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
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a baaahhhd movie. ( )
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
A film that needs morbids.
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Miss most of the film!
Suspense tion
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Pollywood!
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Stephen Speilbug !
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Because they've got the same color trunks.
They think outside the box.
To concentration camps.
High wasted shorts!
Not getting hard.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
She left him out in the sun too long.
Nothing... They've never met
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