What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.