What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman