What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....