Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.