Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

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