Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.