What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.