What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.