Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because now I know and I am horrified.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Febrewery
Their scared they'll say something nigative
Treeson.
Throw from the plane
It didn't make cents
Because it makes cents (sense).
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
A coin to scratch it with.
One mucks around in fountains.
