Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.