Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.