Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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None, he fell.

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness