How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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By how many slaves he has.

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So they know where to stop shaving.

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Nothing!

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I expect to Potter-own 'em.