How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters